Velinna Swiftstride 5 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted but you are actually a futa furry and everyone assumes you're joking. I wish I could be a Death Knight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted July 23, 2017 (edited) Granted, everyone you thought were your best friends stop talking to you when they no longer could get that alive phuzz, leaving you severely depressed and eventually end up taking a knife and carving red peanutbutter on ur sandwich. haha fooled ur ass. I wish there wasn't flies in my room. Edited July 23, 2017 by Romeo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sanbren 3 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted. The flies have been consumed by giant spiders the size of beachballs, and your room is no longer your room, but the spiders. I wish I didn't have to constantly work out to keep in shape. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted. You turn into a rectangle. I wish I could fucking sleep already like what the fuck is going on with this heat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eva 20 Posted July 23, 2017 You sleep forever and only true loves kiss could have possibly awakened you. I wish for more wishes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insomnia 76 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted, but everyone wears slutmogs I wish that the man down the street would stop looking through my window at night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sanbren 3 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted. He finally gets the balls to climb in. Your body is found four weeks later by the river. I wish I could have an infinite source of Arnold Palmer Iced Tea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insomnia 76 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted, but there'll always be flies landing in it. I wish there were less Elf Rpers so people would stop yelling at me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sanbren 3 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted. Every single elf RPer drops dead. Including you. I wish I could eat Taco Bell without instantly feeling regret and death's hand on my shoulder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vraul 53 Posted July 23, 2017 10 minutes ago, Sanbren said: Granted. Every single elf RPer drops dead. Including you. I wish I could eat Taco Bell without instantly feeling regret and death's hand on my shoulder. Granted, but it's the only food left on Earth and it's always 2am last-of-the-stock type stale, gross remains. I wish I was an orc in real life. Vraul Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sanbren 3 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted, but you're quickly captured by federal agents and studied like the alien you are. It's a shame you've been dissected by the time they realize you're basically just a green neanderthal. I wish I was a worgen in real life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pawn 28 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted. Thats a punishment in of itself seeing as the ritual of balance wouldnt exist. You wind up being shot by a hunter days later. I wish for <REDACTED> My Characters (Forum Bios WIP) Spoiler =Main Characters= Aurina Silverfaith - Void Elf Barbarian (Berserker) 'Shade' - Void Elf Rogue Zaetha - Blood Elf Bit- ... Warlock... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sanbren 3 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted. You are taken to Facility <REDACTED> where you are <REDACTED>, Subject passes away on date: <REDACTED> I wish for a blueberry snowcone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insomnia 76 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted, but you ARE a futa furry ERPer. I wish that Elves weren't hated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apoapsis 6 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted, but all those people who hated elves decide to make elf mains and everything you hate about people who roleplay elves wrong is now the pinnacle of elven roleplay. I wish Mass Effect: Andromeda never happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted. But all your games you'll ever play again you must play on easiest difficulty because you suddenly lost your skills. Also, you always get camped and spawnkilled on multiplayer games. Pwned lol I wish I was rich af without consequenses. AHAHAAAAAAAAAAA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sorkar 9 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted, but the money is locked away where it can never be used. I wish for the game 7 Days to Die Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucas 19 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted. but it's a free trial and you can only play for an hour. I wish I could play the guitar better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soap 7 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted. You're now a decent guitar player. But every time you play the guitar, the strings snap. I wish people would stop being assholes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted. In a perfect affected world everyone become boring robots while you, the only guy not affected, has the only personality in the world. Considered weird and an asshole yourself, the world turns their back on their savior. I wish people would stop typing like they're roleplaying when they're not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soap 7 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted. People no longer talk near you, at all. There is nothing but silence. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Switch 1 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted. She looks amazing, but her voice is incredibly high pitched and extremely annoying. I wish Star Citizen would come out a lot sooner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted, but they've removed the character customization, no females, and pay2win noobs are instakilling you with overpowered ships. I wish I could use dark magic in real life. HARDMODE: Don't say my wish makes people experiment on me or kill me in fear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcandy 8 Posted July 23, 2017 (edited) Granted, but you die after using it. I wish i could see Elandris's tears >:) Edited July 23, 2017 by Sorrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sanbren 3 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted, but you see nothing -but- tears. I wish I could find a d&d group that wasn't cancerous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites