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Granted, everyone you thought were your best friends stop talking to you when they no longer could get that alive phuzz, leaving you severely depressed and eventually end up taking a knife and carving red peanutbutter on ur sandwich. haha fooled ur ass.


I wish there wasn't flies in my room.

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Granted. The flies have been consumed by giant spiders the size of beachballs, and your room is no longer your room, but the spiders.

I wish I didn't have to constantly work out to keep in shape.

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Granted. You turn into a rectangle.

 

I wish I could fucking sleep already like what the fuck is going on with this heat.

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You  sleep forever and only true loves kiss could have possibly awakened you. 

 

I wish for more wishes.

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Granted, but everyone wears slutmogs

 

I wish that the man down the street would stop looking through my window at night.

 


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Granted. He finally gets the balls to climb in. Your body is found four weeks later by the river.

I wish I could have an infinite source of Arnold Palmer Iced Tea.

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Granted, but there'll always be flies landing in it.

 

I wish there were less Elf Rpers so people would stop yelling at me.


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Granted. Every single elf RPer drops dead. Including you.

I wish I could eat Taco Bell without instantly feeling regret and death's hand on my shoulder.

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10 minutes ago, Sanbren said:

Granted. Every single elf RPer drops dead. Including you.

I wish I could eat Taco Bell without instantly feeling regret and death's hand on my shoulder.

Granted, but it's the only food left on Earth and it's always 2am last-of-the-stock type stale, gross remains.

 

I wish I was an orc in real life.


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Granted, but you're quickly captured by federal agents and studied like the alien you are. It's a shame you've been dissected by the time they realize you're basically just a green neanderthal.

I wish I was a worgen in real life. 

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Granted. Thats a punishment in of itself seeing as the ritual of balance wouldnt exist. You wind up being shot by a hunter days later.

 

I wish for <REDACTED>


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My Characters (Forum Bios WIP)

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=Main Characters=
Aurina Silverfaith - Void Elf Barbarian (Berserker)
'Shade' - Void Elf Rogue
Zaetha - Blood Elf Bit- ... Warlock...

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Granted. You are taken to Facility <REDACTED> where you are <REDACTED>, Subject passes away on date: <REDACTED>

I wish for a blueberry snowcone.

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Granted, but you ARE a futa furry ERPer.

 

I wish that Elves weren't hated.


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Granted, but all those people who hated elves decide to make elf mains and everything you hate about people who roleplay elves wrong is now the pinnacle of elven roleplay.

 

I wish Mass Effect: Andromeda never happened.

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Granted. But all your games you'll ever play again you must play on easiest difficulty because you suddenly lost your skills. Also, you always get camped and spawnkilled on multiplayer games. Pwned lol

 

I wish I was rich af without consequenses. AHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

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Granted, but the money is locked away where it can never be used.

I wish for the game  7 Days to Die

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Granted. but it's a free trial and you can only play for an hour.

I wish I could play the guitar better.


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Granted. You're now a decent guitar player. But every time you play the guitar, the strings snap. 

 

I wish people would stop being assholes. 

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Granted. In a perfect affected world everyone become boring robots while you, the only guy not affected, has the only personality in the world. Considered weird and an asshole yourself, the world turns their back on their savior.

 

I wish people would stop typing like they're roleplaying when they're not.

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Granted. People no longer talk near you, at all. There is nothing but silence. 

 

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. 

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Granted. She looks amazing, but her voice is incredibly high pitched and extremely annoying.

 

I wish Star Citizen would come out a lot sooner.

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Granted, but they've removed the character customization, no females, and pay2win noobs are instakilling you with overpowered ships.

 

I wish I could use dark magic in real life.

HARDMODE: Don't say my wish makes people experiment on me or kill me in fear.

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Granted, but you die after using it.

I wish i could see Elandris's tears >:)

 

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Granted, but you see nothing -but- tears.

I wish I could find a d&d group that wasn't cancerous.
 

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