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Granted. They look like Shego from Kim Possible and you are oddly satisfied with your offspring until she turns into a supervillain and joins me.

I wish I had the answers for all mysterious things.

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Granted, unfortunately you're unable to communicate in any meaningful way, whatsoever.

I wish I could spin in circles repeatedly without vomiting.


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I'm some moron who jumps with rockets in TF2.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/nimorrax2 if you need to find me, here i am. if i don't recognize you, PM me instead. because i ignore names i don't recognize.

"5. Do not plea for sympathy
Do not make posts about how you are leaving the forums. Just leave. 
Do not make posts about how the game isn't fun for you anymore.  Just stop playing.
Do not make posts about how you are going to kill yourself.  Just do it." - My favorite rule

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Granted. That's the only way you can move from now on.

I wish I could be a prick to people at work without risking me being fired.


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My Characters (Forum Bios WIP)

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=Main Characters=
Aurina Silverfaith - Void Elf Barbarian (Berserker)
'Shade' - Void Elf Rogue
Zaetha - Blood Elf Bit- ... Warlock...

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9 hours ago, The Pawn said:

Granted. That's the only way you can move from now on.

I wish I could be a prick to people at work without risking me being fired.

Granted. Being fired is no longer a risk. It's a certainty.

I wish I could think of a good character to RP.


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Granted, you miraculously create a half elf and pull it off properly, but everyone meme's you and you are doomed forever.

I wish I could find a good horror phase.

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Granted. You realize the phase is in your real life, and it has no cure and is very, very sad.

 

I wish trolls are replaced with 

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Granted. You suddenly get 100% on every exam you take, but you are accused of cheating after awhile and immediately expelled.

 

I wish I could travel the world.


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  • Kraald Skullflare - Chaos Orc Pyremaster
  • Aellonora - Draenei Justicar
  • Solomon Zaine - Undead Lightslayer
  • Abel Caine Scarlet Chaplain
  • Agrail Eaglebrace - Highmountain Tauren Shaman

Probably more to come.

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Granted. You travel the world and die.

 

I wish I was the best author in the world in every genre.

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Granted. You write all of your books in a dead language that no one can read.

 

I wish that everything that can be bought is free for me.

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granted! You  take everything you want that can be bought, but happiness is sadly not easy to obtain with material things. You quickly become bored of all your stuff and realize that your stuff was only distracting you from your inner depression.

 

I wish I was a superhero who could turn into a sewing machine that only made thongs and socks.

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Granted. You can only turn into the machine once and make very low quality thongs and socks, unable to turn back.

 

I wish that the music I listen to through my headphones is played to every headphones in the area.

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Granted. But you're only allowed to play the music I want to listen to. Aw yis. :')

I wish I could wish I had something to wish for.


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Granted. Your wish belongs to me now and you find your powers transfered over to me. Mouhahaha.

 

I wish I could drink energy drinks without consequenses.

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Granted. You can never drink anything else than energy drinks, making you dislike the taste over time.

 

I wish for a wishing well that doesn't corrupt my wishes.

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Granted. You'll regret all the wishes you make, and come back to this.

I wish for more anime to be released.


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My Characters (Forum Bios WIP)

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=Main Characters=
Aurina Silverfaith - Void Elf Barbarian (Berserker)
'Shade' - Void Elf Rogue
Zaetha - Blood Elf Bit- ... Warlock...

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Granted. It is a nationalsocialistic propaganda movie featuring absolutely terrifyingly hot necromancer nazist commanders with an addiction to cigarettes that the story circles around. You follow SS Commander PINGLINGCHING in her crusade against the lesser races. Pretty interesting story, too. Great animation. A lot of blood and story. You'd like it.

 

I wish my dick was a parachute for the military.

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Granted, but due to its size, it's instantly lost in a freak jump accident where it's caught in the engines of the plane. Thankfully you survive the accident.... But now without a dick.

 

I wish lesbian roleplayers were actually played by females.

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Granted, but lesbians come with a lot of drama my friend.

 

I wish people loved me :(


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Granted. I've always loved you mang <3.

 

I wish I had Rick and Morty Rick's intelligence

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Granted, but you cut your fingers open on the guitar string everytime.

 

I wish I wasn't so autistic


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Granted, but now no matter what you do everyone in the world will treat you like you are autistic all the time.

 

I wish this world was more interesting

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43 minutes ago, Candescence said:

Granted, but now no matter what you do everyone in the world will treat you like you are autistic all the time.

 

I wish this world was more interesting

Granted, however you lack almost any form of perception and luck. Enjoy.

Wish certain things were certain

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Granted. The certainty that you will die increases. You die, today.

i wish i could make music videos out of my imagination

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