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Granted, your videos will be shot on an 80's camera with a budget of 10 dollars.

 

I wish I could regain my sanity and drink like a normal person.

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Granted but you have no wish so you get no wish.

I wish for a few good guilds that have a massive amount of dedicated players with a lot of events that progress the guild and characters.

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Granted, but you will be the most unhappiest person on the whole planet, even worse than the Grinch.

I wish for proper sense in humanity.

kek

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Granted, but you have to succumb to non-woke shit.

 

I wish I could drink coffee endlessly.

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Granted, but you can only wish for more wishes.

 

I wish there is a happy little tree in my garden.

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There is. It eats your newborne daughter.

 

I wish I was baller.

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On 8/30/2017 at 1:15 PM, Romeo said:

Granted. The certainty that you will die increases. You die, today.

i wish i could make music videos out of my imagination

Granted, but nobody  will ever see your antics.  Sorry Felix.

 

I wish 7.3 would launch.

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Granted, but 7.3 will be a buggy clusterfuck that makes the server go down every 5 seconds.

 

I wish to be a voice actor. (Legit wish lmao)

 

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Granted, but you only get to voice the wheezing of tongueless characters.

 

I wish I were a woman.

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Granted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Kayn goes back to being a man.

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Granted, but she will get stuck halfway through the transformation.

 

I wish I didn't feel the void in my heartpit. 

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Granted. You feel it in your armpit instead. It's itchy.

 

I wish my asshole was the entrance to narnia.

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Granted, but only big black men will enter it.

 

I wish I wasn't a dumbass.


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Granted, but your higher understanding of the natural world causes you to go insane and kill yourself in an attempt to "ascend" even further.

 

I wish I had an actual ounce of confidence in RPing

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Granted. Shame there's no roleplay on the server HAHA.

 

I wish I could play an acoustic guitar in a really dreamy setting with a campfire and eleven hot women.

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Granted, but the will states that your only purpose in life is to sit on a bench in a straitjacket and you are bound to only do this.

 

I wish Thor himself would smite me down with his holy lightning and take me to Valhalla so I can chill there forever.

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Granted. But you die not because you were blessed you die because you were a giant, and thor smite you down because of that.

 

Your remains become the earth in Valhalla. You lose.

 

I wish I had powers beyond imagination.

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Granted, dearest Romeo. Wildest powers beyond anyones imagination, however you can never use them.

I wish Kayn was a woman.

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granted, but it's all in your head

i wish he answered my calls


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granted, but it is in a language you'll never understand and she/he will grow annoyed of you that you don't respond and ignores you until you call him/her again.

 

I wish I'd finish my books that then become a success.

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Granted, but there are only 20 copies of the book that are published. 18 of them burned within the first 5 days of publication.

 

i wish my sleep schedule didn’t cause me to fall asleep during school.

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