Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Visaerys 22]

Granted, you will now only wake up only ten minutes before your first class starts and you'll fall asleep 10 minutes after your last class ends.

I wish for an active non-custom kingdom neutral lolport phase.

[Romeo 320]

Granted. But it's main phase and your echeloned looking ass can't handle that.

 

I wish people would take a second look at night elves and realize something new.

[Visaerys 22]

Granted, no longer draenei futas. Only Night elf futas with scale 1.3 and barbaric.

 

I wish we had more folk on the server.

[Fiddler 10]

Granted, but the whole toxic waste pool of retail RP godmodders are the ones that enter Epsilon.

 

I wish to become a master of animating and turn RP events and scenarios into animations

[Visaerys 22]

Granted, however you'll only make erotic rp animations.

 

I wish for a small loan of a million dollars.

[TheDemon 109]

Granted, now you owe me a million dollars with a nice term of 120 months and a reasonable 7000% APR.

 

I wish for a dragon ball.

[Insomnia 76]

Granted, but it's essentially a glass doorstop.

 

I wish Epsilon's community was much, much, much larger.

 

Edited May 17, 2018 by Insomnia

[Romeo 320]

Granted. A small elitist playerbase close to the staff team makes up a rumour that you're a pedophile and before you even know it you're permabanned.

 

 

 

 

I wish I was staff.

[Rae 40]

Granted but you can't use any of the commands, ever

 

I wish this thread would die off

 

[Consynet 5]

Granted, albeit a new, identical but still somehow worse thread pops up within the second.

 

I wish this was a Roblox RP server instead.

[Fiddler 10]

Granted, but it will only be inhabited by mindless children of the ages 5-12.

 

I wish for more patches pls

[Visaerys 22]

Granted, more nude, horsedong and dragondong patches will be fused with the server.

 

I wish I will pass my exams.

[Braithmore 1]

Granted. But you will get no job, still.

I wish we had more players.

[Romeo 320]

Granted. They're boring zombies with no personalities and sheep mentality. You hate it.

 

I wish I was baller.

 

 

[Kayn96 7]

Granted, but you're locked in an asylum where it's considered to be a mental disorder.

 

I wish people saw me in a better light.

[Romeo 320]

Granted. Damn you're looking good. Love that avatar! Woahw, you're Soluna? Loved that character earlier OMG, wait, ur Xyris? I remember ur RP earlier and it was so fucking good, ur emotes are <3 

 

I wish I could find good music on the spot

[aweirddude_ 5]

Granted, but it always slowly turns into Despacito.

 

I wish I had friends

[Romeo 320]

granted but they're only after your best friend deep down and everytime u spend time with them you gradually see them flirt more and more with ur best friend until u are just a third wheel nobody in their company

 

i wish i had good internet

[Winter 6]

Granted, but your computer can't connect to it.

I wish I was dead.

Edited June 8, 2018 by Winter

[TheDemon 109]

Granted. But you get reanimated in 4 hours by an enthusiastic necromancer.

 

I wish to pass my finals.

[Rogan 158]

granted but only just

 

i wish erkor was unbanned please he didn't do anything i just want my son back

 

[Visaerys 22]

Granted, he's unbanned, but does not return.

 

I wish I could just leave it all behind.

[Romeo 320]

granted but now ur all alone, again

 

i wish i had super warlock jafar powers in real life

[Steve 6]

18 hours ago, Romeo said:

granted but now ur all alone, again

 

i wish i had super warlock jafar powers in real life

 

granted, but you are being pulled/sucked into a lamp that someone has to break you free by rubbing it (spoiler much?)

 

i wish i have a plate of buffalo wild wings garlic parmesan now

[Fiddler 10]

Granted, but a random douchebag eats all of it before you and it ends up being poisonous, killing the guy.

 

I wish someone gave me early access to all of the E3 games I'm hyped for.