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Self explanatory. Corrupt the above person's wish (You do not need to corrupt it if the wish is already bad. You merely say "Granted"), and then give a wish of your own...

Example: I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you can fly north, and only north, slower than you can walk.

 

To start us off

I wish we launched already.


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My Characters (Forum Bios WIP)

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=Main Characters=
Aurina Silverfaith - Void Elf Barbarian (Berserker)
'Shade' - Void Elf Rogue
Zaetha - Blood Elf Bit- ... Warlock...

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Granted but your internet will cut out.

I wish I was better at proportional drawing.

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Granted. Though you're only good at drawing decently proportioned penises.

 

I wish the person posting next has a nice day.

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Granted, though my dog died, my father died of cancer and I have erectile dysfunction.

 

I wish I wasn't so absolutely Cancerous.


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Granted. But you have cancer.

I wish I wasn't a fabulous homosexual


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Granted. You can have -all- the free time you want without a job and the ability to get a new one.


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My Characters (Forum Bios WIP)

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=Main Characters=
Aurina Silverfaith - Void Elf Barbarian (Berserker)
'Shade' - Void Elf Rogue
Zaetha - Blood Elf Bit- ... Warlock...

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The Pawn wishes nothing. He dies an average life years later.

 

I wish I had really like scourgey icy blue eyes IRL so I would be really cool but also edgy but mostly just sexy

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Granted, but they blind anyone that looks at your face.


I wish to go to space.


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You go to space; without a helmet. Your last ten seconds of your life before ice fills your lungs and you die are moments of pain.

 

I wish my eyes didn't blind.

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Granted, but you now cannot blink. Your eyes are forced to wither away as you cannot muster the muscles contracting your eyelids to move... On the plus side, you will win every staring competition.

I wish there were more DK RPers.

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(I don't give a shit since no one else is posting I will)

Granted. Now everyone wears the darion mograine helmet and incorrectly displays what it means to roleplay a death knight. The scariness and fun in roleplaying death knights dissapears.

I wish I could drink endless amounts of coffee and summon it at will by snapping my fingers.

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Granted, but you summon it by vomiting.

(Also that corrupted wish made me really scared... Y u do dis)

I wish Pandaren were replaced by a more acceptable race.


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granted, the jinyu are now a playable race but their language is just "murglrglrgl" due to murloc heritage

 

I wish there were no more ERPers


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Granted. Half of all roleplay private servers population dissapears and no server can fund themselves without their support. Traius dooms warcraft roleplay forever.

 

I wish I was a 9 meter tall woodland elf that doesnt understand human ways

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Granted. Your inability to understand is a punishment in of itself

 

I wish for Net Neutrality to return.

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My Characters (Forum Bios WIP)

Spoiler

=Main Characters=
Aurina Silverfaith - Void Elf Barbarian (Berserker)
'Shade' - Void Elf Rogue
Zaetha - Blood Elf Bit- ... Warlock...

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its neutrally passive

 

i wwant to shitpost right

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[Gunmar] says: "I can't believe this 'Arahi' woman went down so fast. Storm my arse."

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nice wish, granted

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ur banned a few days later

i wish i was baller and ten feet taller

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Granted, but your phone loses service forever and other providers refuse to bill with you... making it so you can never call the girl you dig

 

I wish there was good warlock rpers

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granted, but you get sacrificed by and become a warlock minion for eternity

 

I wish i could look for the hot sexy demon huntresses that are just 5 minutes away


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Granted, but they turn it into a terrible erotic roleplay session everytime you try to have fun and you end up hating the person to a point where they drive you out from roleplay in general. You start working at walmart and forget about every friend you've ever had online and soon you won't even remember what a warlock is.

 

I wish I could figure out a way to roleplay warlocks without using the word fel in every sentence.

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Granted, in place of fel you use the word "soul" or "darkness" and proceed to only breathe out of your mouth.

I wish I could actually use arcane.

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Granted but arcane corruption is a thing again.

 

I wish for a lot of money

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Granted, but since you didn't specify what kind of money, you get a million Zanzibarbucks, which converts into roughly 13 US dollars.

I wish I could roleplay a femworgen without instantly being called a futa furry.

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