Romeo 320 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted, but they're elitists and socially retarded. But they're nice. i wish my dick wasnt swollen from slamming it into a bee's nest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ancantatine 9 Posted July 25, 2017 Granted! Your dick is now invulnerable to all and any outside force. You're also impotent and your invulnerable penis is also invulnerable to arousal. I wish I'd gotten braces in earlier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skarzo 13 Posted July 25, 2017 Granted, now you're a paraplegic due to unforeseen circumstances. I wish Photoshop wouldn't crash whenever I worked on details Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Velinna Swiftstride 5 Posted July 25, 2017 Granted, but every other program on your computer crashes when you open them. I wish for infinite wishes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Switch 1 Posted July 25, 2017 Granted. You now have infinite wishes, but none of them will ever come true. I wish I was a millionaire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Velinna Swiftstride 5 Posted July 25, 2017 Granted but the money is behind a safe and no one knows how to open it. I wish I was a demon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted July 25, 2017 Granted. Unfortunately since I'm in charge you won't be no erotic attractive succubus you will be a black evil creature that kills and breaks the world. You lose your conscious and eventually just became a murderrushed fiend - then you will be hunted down by the vatican. i wish i had really large knees that i could use as two sacks to comfortably sit anywhere Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Velinna Swiftstride 5 Posted July 25, 2017 Granted but those sacks are actually cancerous tumors that are inoperable and will claim your life within a month. I wish I had an infinitely refreshing one thousand dollars in my bank account that no authorities or bank would question. That's not all that great of a punishment btw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valrik 24 Posted July 25, 2017 Granted, they're Guyanaese Dollars; enjoy your infinitely refreshing 4 USD I wish paladin RP was better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ancantatine 9 Posted July 25, 2017 Granted! Paladin RP is better, but since it's so good, everyone flocks to it, forcing the administrators to put a ban on it altogether or something. Nobody can ever RP a paladin again :C I wish every action I did was sponsored by Google. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenn Ironbeard 13 Posted July 26, 2017 Granted, but now you're under intense scrutiny for what you say or you may lose more than your sponsorship. I wish that I had the power to control the ELEMENTS THEMSELVES. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted July 26, 2017 Granted! The darker powers grow jealous of the elements having a sorcerer, and so they summon a terrible spawn of black to kill you. Brand new to these abilities you have been given, you are clawed in the back unknowingly while you tested out your new powers. Pwned lol I wish I could do sick art. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ancantatine 9 Posted August 12, 2017 Yay! You do sick art, but you never recognize yourself as "good." Also, everyone commissions you gross furry art I wish my neighbor would shut their dog up at 4 am Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Classic 4 Posted August 13, 2017 Granted, however, all cats in the world bark incessantly now. I wish I had a beautiful singing voice... Though I know that I had, once upon a time, made a statement on the subject matter, I do not wholly remember what it was that I had said regarding this particular issue; however, however! Whatever it was that I may have said in regards to it(the current topic of discussion, I mean.), I know that I stand by my aforementioned statement, without a shadow of doubt, what I said is what I meant and what I am standing by now. Whatever that may have been. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted August 13, 2017 Granted, you got a sick new voice. But you sound like the opposite gender. I wish I was a mammoth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogan 157 Posted August 13, 2017 Granted, but you're literally extinct I wish i was green with it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted August 13, 2017 You are green with it. But people shun you for being a social outcast for smoking weed. Haha, twisted your words. Eventually you lose your girlfriend, your parents hate you for trying less harmful drugs than what society present, and you are left alone. Here you develop an interest for nihilism and misanthrophy. Eventually you start to look at the flaws of humanity rather than anything else and drink yourself to black out stages every night to forget all the idiots that surround you. I wish I could conjure coffee at will. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pawn 28 Posted August 13, 2017 Granted... You can conjure coffee... coffee grounds that is! There is no off switch. You drown in coffee grounds in your sleep a day later. I wish I was a sorcerer. My Characters (Forum Bios WIP) Spoiler =Main Characters= Aurina Silverfaith - Void Elf Barbarian (Berserker) 'Shade' - Void Elf Rogue Zaetha - Blood Elf Bit- ... Warlock... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ancantatine 9 Posted August 14, 2017 Granted. You're a sorcerer. While you knoe how to use arcane abilities, all of your casting rolls fail, so nobody believes you when you brag about being a wizred. Also, your Intelligence and wisdom are abysmally low. I wish my muffin top wasn't so obviously visible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boris 2 Posted August 14, 2017 Granted, but now you have no meat at all and nobody notices you, you find an old man that dies before you and you get widowed in your thirties. The cycle repeats till you die with 10 ex husbands in their graves. I wish I could find proper rp in a phase thats not hillsBREAD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ancantatine 9 Posted August 14, 2017 (edited) Granted. Instead, you find a rp phase in Gilneas. Everyone roleplays properly, but they all aren't anything more than mediocre. I wish I didn't have to fast before a colonoscopy. Edited August 14, 2017 by Ancantatine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Traius 41 Posted August 14, 2017 Granted. Now you have to feast until you vomit. I wish Civilization 6 wasn't so bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ArvickCorpsebane 65 Posted August 14, 2017 Granted. It's even worse. I wish DK ERP would cease to exist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Traius 41 Posted August 14, 2017 Granted. There's also no DK RP. I wish DKs knew how to make decent looking sets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boris 2 Posted August 15, 2017 Granted, but now every Death knight looks exactly the same and they are all like the clone troopers from star wars series. I wish I could have kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
