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Granted. They all suck.

I wish I had 700 posts!1!!11!

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On 6/23/2018 at 3:06 PM, Romeo said:

I wish I had 700 posts!1!!11!

Granted but then the forums get changed and your post count resets.

I wish I wouldn't be sick from allergies anymore.


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Granted, but you can only eat disgusting liquid food. 

 

I wish 8.0 would come instead of 7.3

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Granted, but it comes 1 year later.

I wish for an interesting idea.

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Granted. You forget it immediately after.

I wish for better games from the triple-a game industry.


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Aurina Silverfaith - Void Elf Barbarian (Berserker)
Lyndra Cinderveil - Blood Elf Warlock

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Granted. Their popularity plummets and only produce triple-f games. 

I wish I had all the purple items in the game......

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Granted. But your grind to these purple items cost you your health in real life, you become morbid obesity - your friends and lovers leave you.... And you spiral down into a severe gaming addiction that removes you from society alltogether. You die. Pwned lol.

 

I wish I had state of the art Cuba stealthsuits.

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Granted, but the suit is 15 sizes larger than you.

 

 I wish I had billions of dollars.


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Granted. All your friends, family and future lovers are fake bitches.

 

I wish Firestorm didn't hate my ass.

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Granted. Your ass is no longer hated, but Firestorm still hates every other fiber of your being.

 

I wish I was a better Widowmaker player.

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Granted. Playing Widowmaker is punishment enough.

 

I wish my luck was better on retail.


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=Main Characters=
Aurina Silverfaith - Void Elf Barbarian (Berserker)
Lyndra Cinderveil - Blood Elf Warlock

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Granted. You're so lucky you accidentally spread a server-wide raid on Stormwind City, crashing the server. You get banned for it. LOL rekt

 

I wish I could summon 

 

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YURIA OF LONDOR

 

 

Please.

 

 

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Granted. But whenever you summon her, Yoel of Londor will be summoned to flirt with you.

I wish to pass my exams.

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Granted. But in doing so you lost all will to live and your friends all had fun without you for the longest time. Bummer. Also rekt.

 

I wish I was magical and could do magical shit.

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On 10/16/2018 at 8:59 AM, Romeo said:

Granted. But in doing so you lost all will to live and your friends all had fun without you for the longest time. Bummer. Also rekt.

 

I wish I was magical and could do magical shit.

Granted. But, you'll die early from a magical drug overdose. Lul, rekt.

 

I wish I was better loved 

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Granted, enjoy the psychopaths.

 

I wish Blizzard had actual, quality-tier writers for their games.


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=Main Characters=
Aurina Silverfaith - Void Elf Barbarian (Berserker)
Lyndra Cinderveil - Blood Elf Warlock

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Granted, but now their games' gameplay's all shit and lacking on content.

 

Wish I had a horse.

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Granted, but the horse kicks you endlessly to the ground.

I wish I lived in King's Landing.

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Granted, but you get stabbed 16 times in the chest walking through flea bottom one afternoon

 

 

I wish I wasn't so fucking cool

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2 hours ago, Esadan said:

Granted, but you get stabbed 16 times in the chest walking through flea bottom one afternoon

 

 

I wish I wasn't so fucking cool

Granted, your house has just caught fire, raising your temperature by multitudes.

I wish someone would finish the new main site code for me.


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On 2/5/2019 at 11:28 AM, Azarchius said:

Granted, your house has just caught fire, raising your temperature by multitudes.

I wish someone would finish the new main site code for me.

Someone finishes the new main site code for you, but it turns out to break the in-game core.

I wish I could finish my phase quicker.

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Granted. No one visits it though cuz its shit.

I wish i had the attention span to actually stay on one character instead of making multiple alts I grow bored of.


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My Characters (Forum Bios WIP)

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=Main Characters=
Aurina Silverfaith - Void Elf Barbarian (Berserker)
Lyndra Cinderveil - Blood Elf Warlock

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Granted, you spend all of that time on that one character sitting in start.


I wish I wasn't so sleepy. :zzz:

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Granted. Welcome to the world of insomniacs.

 

I wish the weather would stop being so shit.


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My Characters (Forum Bios WIP)

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=Main Characters=
Aurina Silverfaith - Void Elf Barbarian (Berserker)
Lyndra Cinderveil - Blood Elf Warlock

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