Sanbren
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Granted, but you see nothing -but- tears.
I wish I could find a d&d group that wasn't cancerous.
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I think I fall in that category of not knowing you, but nonetheless welcome!
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Granted. You are taken to Facility <REDACTED> where you are <REDACTED>, Subject passes away on date: <REDACTED>
I wish for a blueberry snowcone. -
Granted, but you're quickly captured by federal agents and studied like the alien you are. It's a shame you've been dissected by the time they realize you're basically just a green neanderthal.
I wish I was a worgen in real life. -
Granted. Every single elf RPer drops dead. Including you.
I wish I could eat Taco Bell without instantly feeling regret and death's hand on my shoulder. -
Granted. He finally gets the balls to climb in. Your body is found four weeks later by the river.
I wish I could have an infinite source of Arnold Palmer Iced Tea. -
I take back what I said. The dude playing a priest in a chaotic group was a "That Guy" because that's just retarded.
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14 minutes ago, Romeo said:i got pissed at another player and his asperger decisions so i manipulated the rest of my group through paperclips to go somewhere else during the time and when the guy was alone and sleeping i killed his char lol
That sounds like "That Guy" levels of shit. The evil wizard in our group thought it was an ok idea to just kill quest givers because he was a sociopath. So my Cleric told him "No, you need to stop." Before inevitably hunting him down and dispensing the justice of Moradin. Which was a dwarven hammer to the back of the skull.
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I refuse to listen to weeb trash.
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Shit where to begin.
I had a campaign I was a part of where our characters were transported to the plane of "metal" as in the music genre.
I had a wizard who was possessed by an eldritch tentacle demon and made the rogue in our party explode like a balloon filled with blood.
My cleric had an entire religion formed around him after he died.
A barbarian who's clan was wiped out by a werewolf , thought turning into a werewolf to fight fire with fire was the best solution and it backfired horribly.
My stoner druid 1v1'd a Lich.
And that's just for D&D. -
Granted. The flies have been consumed by giant spiders the size of beachballs, and your room is no longer your room, but the spiders.
I wish I didn't have to constantly work out to keep in shape. -
Granted, but since you didn't specify what kind of money, you get a million Zanzibarbucks, which converts into roughly 13 US dollars.
I wish I could roleplay a femworgen without instantly being called a futa furry. -
Granted, in place of fel you use the word "soul" or "darkness" and proceed to only breathe out of your mouth.
I wish I could actually use arcane. -
Do worgen women really have six nipples?
Why don't tauren women have udders?
I need to know these for uh... reasons. -
Hi folks!
Long time degenerate here- I mean roleplayer, some people may recognize the name. Others probably not.
Nonetheless, I've heard nothing but good things about this place and thought it was time to make an account!
I'm pretty much the worgen RPer who probabaly has a problem, but won't admit it. So feel free to shitpost, because no life is worth living without dank memes.
Besides all that, I'm generally a friendly and helpful person. So feel free to poke me in or out of game!And DM me nudes, but only of your characters
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Same here.