Visaerys 22 Posted May 5, 2018 Granted, you will now only wake up only ten minutes before your first class starts and you'll fall asleep 10 minutes after your last class ends. I wish for an active non-custom kingdom neutral lolport phase. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted May 6, 2018 Granted. But it's main phase and your echeloned looking ass can't handle that. I wish people would take a second look at night elves and realize something new. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Visaerys 22 Posted May 14, 2018 Granted, no longer draenei futas. Only Night elf futas with scale 1.3 and barbaric. I wish we had more folk on the server. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fiddler 10 Posted May 15, 2018 Granted, but the whole toxic waste pool of retail RP godmodders are the ones that enter Epsilon. I wish to become a master of animating and turn RP events and scenarios into animations Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Visaerys 22 Posted May 16, 2018 Granted, however you'll only make erotic rp animations. I wish for a small loan of a million dollars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDemon 109 Posted May 16, 2018 Granted, now you owe me a million dollars with a nice term of 120 months and a reasonable 7000% APR. I wish for a dragon ball. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insomnia 76 Posted May 17, 2018 (edited) Granted, but it's essentially a glass doorstop. I wish Epsilon's community was much, much, much larger. Edited May 17, 2018 by Insomnia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted May 17, 2018 Granted. A small elitist playerbase close to the staff team makes up a rumour that you're a pedophile and before you even know it you're permabanned. I wish I was staff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rae 40 Posted May 18, 2018 Granted but you can't use any of the commands, ever I wish this thread would die off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Consynet 5 Posted May 22, 2018 Granted, albeit a new, identical but still somehow worse thread pops up within the second. I wish this was a Roblox RP server instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fiddler 10 Posted May 29, 2018 Granted, but it will only be inhabited by mindless children of the ages 5-12. I wish for more patches pls Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Visaerys 22 Posted June 3, 2018 Granted, more nude, horsedong and dragondong patches will be fused with the server. I wish I will pass my exams. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Braithmore 1 Posted June 3, 2018 Granted. But you will get no job, still. I wish we had more players. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted June 4, 2018 Granted. They're boring zombies with no personalities and sheep mentality. You hate it. I wish I was baller. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayn96 7 Posted June 4, 2018 Granted, but you're locked in an asylum where it's considered to be a mental disorder. I wish people saw me in a better light. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted June 4, 2018 Granted. Damn you're looking good. Love that avatar! Woahw, you're Soluna? Loved that character earlier OMG, wait, ur Xyris? I remember ur RP earlier and it was so fucking good, ur emotes are <3 I wish I could find good music on the spot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aweirddude_ 5 Posted June 5, 2018 Granted, but it always slowly turns into Despacito. I wish I had friends Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted June 5, 2018 granted but they're only after your best friend deep down and everytime u spend time with them you gradually see them flirt more and more with ur best friend until u are just a third wheel nobody in their company i wish i had good internet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winter 6 Posted June 8, 2018 (edited) Granted, but your computer can't connect to it. I wish I was dead. Edited June 8, 2018 by Winter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDemon 109 Posted June 8, 2018 Granted. But you get reanimated in 4 hours by an enthusiastic necromancer. I wish to pass my finals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogan 158 Posted June 8, 2018 granted but only just i wish erkor was unbanned please he didn't do anything i just want my son back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Visaerys 22 Posted June 9, 2018 Granted, he's unbanned, but does not return. I wish I could just leave it all behind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted June 13, 2018 granted but now ur all alone, again i wish i had super warlock jafar powers in real life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve 6 Posted June 14, 2018 18 hours ago, Romeo said: granted but now ur all alone, again i wish i had super warlock jafar powers in real life granted, but you are being pulled/sucked into a lamp that someone has to break you free by rubbing it (spoiler much?) i wish i have a plate of buffalo wild wings garlic parmesan now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fiddler 10 Posted June 22, 2018 Granted, but a random douchebag eats all of it before you and it ends up being poisonous, killing the guy. I wish someone gave me early access to all of the E3 games I'm hyped for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites