Romeo 320 Posted August 15, 2017 Granted. They look like Shego from Kim Possible and you are oddly satisfied with your offspring until she turns into a supervillain and joins me. I wish I had the answers for all mysterious things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nimorrax 16 Posted August 19, 2017 Granted, unfortunately you're unable to communicate in any meaningful way, whatsoever. I wish I could spin in circles repeatedly without vomiting. I'm some moron who jumps with rockets in TF2.http://steamcommunity.com/id/nimorrax2 if you need to find me, here i am. if i don't recognize you, PM me instead. because i ignore names i don't recognize. Spoiler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCqHoHo5E7I "5. Do not plea for sympathyDo not make posts about how you are leaving the forums. Just leave. Do not make posts about how the game isn't fun for you anymore. Just stop playing.Do not make posts about how you are going to kill yourself. Just do it." - My favorite rule Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pawn 28 Posted August 20, 2017 Granted. That's the only way you can move from now on. I wish I could be a prick to people at work without risking me being fired. My Characters (Forum Bios WIP) Spoiler =Main Characters= Aurina Silverfaith - Void Elf Barbarian (Berserker) 'Shade' - Void Elf Rogue Zaetha - Blood Elf Bit- ... Warlock... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ArvickCorpsebane 65 Posted August 20, 2017 9 hours ago, The Pawn said: Granted. That's the only way you can move from now on. I wish I could be a prick to people at work without risking me being fired. Granted. Being fired is no longer a risk. It's a certainty. I wish I could think of a good character to RP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boris 2 Posted August 20, 2017 Granted, you miraculously create a half elf and pull it off properly, but everyone meme's you and you are doomed forever. I wish I could find a good horror phase. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted August 20, 2017 Granted. You realize the phase is in your real life, and it has no cure and is very, very sad. I wish trolls are replaced with Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PinkyNeko 3 Posted August 24, 2017 Granted. You're the only troll in existance. I wish I'd pass all my exams from now on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chef 10 Posted August 24, 2017 Granted. You suddenly get 100% on every exam you take, but you are accused of cheating after awhile and immediately expelled. I wish I could travel the world. Characters Kraald Skullflare - Chaos Orc Pyremaster Aellonora - Draenei Justicar Solomon Zaine - Undead Lightslayer Abel Caine - Scarlet Chaplain Agrail Eaglebrace - Highmountain Tauren Shaman Probably more to come. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted August 24, 2017 Granted. You travel the world and die. I wish I was the best author in the world in every genre. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PinkyNeko 3 Posted August 24, 2017 Granted. You write all of your books in a dead language that no one can read. I wish that everything that can be bought is free for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ancantatine 9 Posted August 25, 2017 granted! You take everything you want that can be bought, but happiness is sadly not easy to obtain with material things. You quickly become bored of all your stuff and realize that your stuff was only distracting you from your inner depression. I wish I was a superhero who could turn into a sewing machine that only made thongs and socks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PinkyNeko 3 Posted August 25, 2017 Granted. You can only turn into the machine once and make very low quality thongs and socks, unable to turn back. I wish that the music I listen to through my headphones is played to every headphones in the area. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
War-God Matt 67 Posted August 25, 2017 Granted. But you're only allowed to play the music I want to listen to. Aw yis. :') I wish I could wish I had something to wish for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted August 25, 2017 Granted. Your wish belongs to me now and you find your powers transfered over to me. Mouhahaha. I wish I could drink energy drinks without consequenses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PinkyNeko 3 Posted August 25, 2017 Granted. You can never drink anything else than energy drinks, making you dislike the taste over time. I wish for a wishing well that doesn't corrupt my wishes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pawn 28 Posted August 25, 2017 Granted. You'll regret all the wishes you make, and come back to this. I wish for more anime to be released. My Characters (Forum Bios WIP) Spoiler =Main Characters= Aurina Silverfaith - Void Elf Barbarian (Berserker) 'Shade' - Void Elf Rogue Zaetha - Blood Elf Bit- ... Warlock... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted August 25, 2017 Granted. It is a nationalsocialistic propaganda movie featuring absolutely terrifyingly hot necromancer nazist commanders with an addiction to cigarettes that the story circles around. You follow SS Commander PINGLINGCHING in her crusade against the lesser races. Pretty interesting story, too. Great animation. A lot of blood and story. You'd like it. I wish my dick was a parachute for the military. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeardwithLegs 9 Posted August 27, 2017 (edited) Granted, but due to its size, it's instantly lost in a freak jump accident where it's caught in the engines of the plane. Thankfully you survive the accident.... But now without a dick. I wish lesbian roleplayers were actually played by females. Edited August 27, 2017 by BeardwithLegs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insomnia 76 Posted August 27, 2017 Granted, but lesbians come with a lot of drama my friend. I wish people loved me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted August 27, 2017 Granted. I've always loved you mang <3. I wish I had Rick and Morty Rick's intelligence Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aweirddude_ 5 Posted August 27, 2017 Granted, but you don't have the mental capability to think of anything but Rick. I wish I was better at guitar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insomnia 76 Posted August 27, 2017 Granted, but you cut your fingers open on the guitar string everytime. I wish I wasn't so autistic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Candescence 1 Posted August 28, 2017 Granted, but now no matter what you do everyone in the world will treat you like you are autistic all the time. I wish this world was more interesting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarsis 4 Posted August 28, 2017 43 minutes ago, Candescence said: Granted, but now no matter what you do everyone in the world will treat you like you are autistic all the time. I wish this world was more interesting Granted, however you lack almost any form of perception and luck. Enjoy. Wish certain things were certain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted August 30, 2017 Granted. The certainty that you will die increases. You die, today. i wish i could make music videos out of my imagination Share this post Link to post Share on other sites