The Pawn 28 Posted July 20, 2017 Self explanatory. Corrupt the above person's wish (You do not need to corrupt it if the wish is already bad. You merely say "Granted"), and then give a wish of your own... Example: I wish I could fly. Granted, but you can fly north, and only north, slower than you can walk. To start us off I wish we launched already. My Characters (Forum Bios WIP) Spoiler =Main Characters= Aurina Silverfaith - Void Elf Barbarian (Berserker) 'Shade' - Void Elf Rogue Zaetha - Blood Elf Bit- ... Warlock... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eva 20 Posted July 20, 2017 Granted but your internet will cut out. I wish I was better at proportional drawing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gardener 126 Posted July 20, 2017 Granted. Though you're only good at drawing decently proportioned penises. I wish the person posting next has a nice day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insomnia 76 Posted July 20, 2017 Granted, though my dog died, my father died of cancer and I have erectile dysfunction. I wish I wasn't so absolutely Cancerous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogan 158 Posted July 20, 2017 Granted. But you have cancer. I wish I wasn't a fabulous homosexual Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Azarchius 212 Posted July 20, 2017 Granted. You're a charmless heterosexual. I wish I had free time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pawn 28 Posted July 20, 2017 Granted. You can have -all- the free time you want without a job and the ability to get a new one. My Characters (Forum Bios WIP) Spoiler =Main Characters= Aurina Silverfaith - Void Elf Barbarian (Berserker) 'Shade' - Void Elf Rogue Zaetha - Blood Elf Bit- ... Warlock... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted July 22, 2017 The Pawn wishes nothing. He dies an average life years later. I wish I had really like scourgey icy blue eyes IRL so I would be really cool but also edgy but mostly just sexy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogan 158 Posted July 22, 2017 Granted, but they blind anyone that looks at your face. I wish to go to space. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted July 22, 2017 You go to space; without a helmet. Your last ten seconds of your life before ice fills your lungs and you die are moments of pain. I wish my eyes didn't blind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ArvickCorpsebane 65 Posted July 22, 2017 (edited) Granted, but you now cannot blink. Your eyes are forced to wither away as you cannot muster the muscles contracting your eyelids to move... On the plus side, you will win every staring competition. I wish there were more DK RPers. Edited July 22, 2017 by ArvickCorpsebane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted July 22, 2017 (I don't give a shit since no one else is posting I will) Granted. Now everyone wears the darion mograine helmet and incorrectly displays what it means to roleplay a death knight. The scariness and fun in roleplaying death knights dissapears. I wish I could drink endless amounts of coffee and summon it at will by snapping my fingers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ArvickCorpsebane 65 Posted July 22, 2017 Granted, but you summon it by vomiting. (Also that corrupted wish made me really scared... Y u do dis) I wish Pandaren were replaced by a more acceptable race. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Traius 41 Posted July 22, 2017 granted, the jinyu are now a playable race but their language is just "murglrglrgl" due to murloc heritage I wish there were no more ERPers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted July 22, 2017 Granted. Half of all roleplay private servers population dissapears and no server can fund themselves without their support. Traius dooms warcraft roleplay forever. I wish I was a 9 meter tall woodland elf that doesnt understand human ways Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pawn 28 Posted July 22, 2017 (edited) Granted. Your inability to understand is a punishment in of itself I wish for Net Neutrality to return. Edited July 22, 2017 by The Pawn My Characters (Forum Bios WIP) Spoiler =Main Characters= Aurina Silverfaith - Void Elf Barbarian (Berserker) 'Shade' - Void Elf Rogue Zaetha - Blood Elf Bit- ... Warlock... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkor 119 Posted July 22, 2017 (edited) s its neutrally passive i wwant to shitpost right Edited July 22, 2017 by Erkor [Gunmar] says: "I can't believe this 'Arahi' woman went down so fast. Storm my arse." Spoiler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted July 22, 2017 (edited) nice wish, granted ur banned a few days later i wish i was baller and ten feet taller Edited July 22, 2017 by Romeo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Destruin 18 Posted July 22, 2017 (edited) Granted, but your phone loses service forever and other providers refuse to bill with you... making it so you can never call the girl you dig I wish there was good warlock rpers Edited July 22, 2017 by Destruin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Norshar 50 Posted July 22, 2017 granted, but you get sacrificed by and become a warlock minion for eternity I wish i could look for the hot sexy demon huntresses that are just 5 minutes away Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Velinna Swiftstride 5 Posted July 22, 2017 granted, but you can never speak to them and can only creepily look at them. I wish I could be a demon controlled demon hunter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 320 Posted July 22, 2017 Granted, but they turn it into a terrible erotic roleplay session everytime you try to have fun and you end up hating the person to a point where they drive you out from roleplay in general. You start working at walmart and forget about every friend you've ever had online and soon you won't even remember what a warlock is. I wish I could figure out a way to roleplay warlocks without using the word fel in every sentence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sanbren 3 Posted July 23, 2017 (edited) Granted, in place of fel you use the word "soul" or "darkness" and proceed to only breathe out of your mouth. I wish I could actually use arcane. Edited July 23, 2017 by Sanbren Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zach 14 Posted July 23, 2017 (edited) Granted but arcane corruption is a thing again. I wish for a lot of money Edited July 23, 2017 by zach Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sanbren 3 Posted July 23, 2017 Granted, but since you didn't specify what kind of money, you get a million Zanzibarbucks, which converts into roughly 13 US dollars. I wish I could roleplay a femworgen without instantly being called a futa furry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites